Sunday, September 5, 2010

random great quotes

I wish I would think to update this more often, I'm a total quote whore. I actually have a notebook that is just filled with quotes anytime I hear a quote I like, I write it down and its fun to look back through them and they usually end up being my statuses on facebook. here's some of my favorite


"you look like a crazy housewife from one of the square states" will and grace

"lets celebrate mediocracy! thats awesome..." Whip It

"its about being yourself when the whole world wants you to be someone else" (i think its from 'fame' sometimes i write them down so fast that I don't write down where I heard it especially if its just a TV show or movie)

"its like opening the tylenol bottle when you're hungover"

"that is not a dress, that is an audrey hepburn movie." Jerry McGuire

"half of life, is showing up."

"its not premature, its perfectly mature." Monk

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes" HST

"everything you hate about yourself, that part of you that you keep secret, it powers you. it makes you who you are." Fame

"your fingerprints done fade from the lives we touch" remember me

"I realized that regardless of the heartache, we may choose the moments in which we live." real simple

"even artichokes have hearts" Amelie

"failure is human destiny, failure teaches us that life is but a draft. a long rehearsal for a show that will never play." amelie

"he looked like a peach that had been granted its wish to become human." lee goldberg/monk

"shes the kind of girl you have to look over twice, the first time in admiration, the next in disbelief" too much too late

"she is fiercely loving"

"if a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if shes late? nobody." JD Salinger

"the reality of people and all their flaws. its what makes them beautiful" sex and the city

"people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment" phoebe / friends

"every answer can't be fascinating" griffin and phoenix

"if you dont have the time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?" (this was spraypainted on a wall downtown)

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Random Quotes

is it possible to have a good life without wasting so much? - no impact man

you can't run a society on the lowest common denominator - TED talks

every good thing comes all at once - hits you like a ton of bricks, like a bolt of lighting - Ira and Abby

I guess in the end you always think about the beginning - anonymous

if you dont have the time to do it right when do you have the time to do it over - anonymous

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Office Quotes.

"in the islands they dont make you do stupid things like inventory" Michael Scott

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" Michael Scott

"you dont know how much left over guacomole i've eaten over the years..." Michael Scott

"sometimes i start a stentence and i dont even really know where its going, i just hope i'll find it along the way" Michael Scott

"You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded." Michael Scott

"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family." Michael Scott

"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby." Dwight Schrute

"If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite the way. You know?" Michael Scott

"Listen. When I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated and your skin flushed and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis." Dwight Schrute

Saturday, October 17, 2009

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

our lives are defined by oppurtunities, even the ones we missed.

you can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went, you can swear and curse the fates but when it comes to the end. you have to let it go.

sometimes were on a collison course and we just dont know it whether its by accident or be design theres not a thing we can do about it

for what its worth, its never too late to be whoever you want to be, theres no time limit, start whenever you want you can change or stay the same there are no rules to this thing we can make the best or the worst of it and i hope you make the best of it and i hope you see things that startle you and i hope you feel things you never felt before, i hope you meet people with a different point of view, i hope you live a life youre proud of, and if you find that youre not, i hope you have the strength to start all over again.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

too much too late

"you could say that about me, i dont, but you could and i'd like it if once in a while, you would."

"you can add it to jy list of rock'n'roll rules."

"but they were sort of hopeful i between all those blues"

"who told you, you knew shit about love"

"everyone can fuck but getting satsifaction that was much more complicated and unchartered."

"shes the kind of girl you have to look over twice. the first time in admiration, the next in disbelief."

Almost Famous

"I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. if you never take it seriously, you'll never get hurt, you'll always have fun and if you ever get lonely you just go to the record store and visit your friends."

"you got starry eyes my friend."

"but here I am telling my secrets to the one person youre not supposed to tell secrets to."

"famous people are just more interesting."

"lets say all the things we never said"

"i didnt invent the rainy day, i just own the best umbrella"

Barack Obama

"focusing your life solely on making a bucks hows a certain poverty of ambition. it asks too little of yourself because its only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potentional"

"if youre walking down the right path and youre willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress"

"we need to interalize this idea of excellence, not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent."