Random Quotes

is it possible to have a good life without wasting so much? - no impact man

you can't run a society on the lowest common denominator - TED talks

every good thing comes all at once - hits you like a ton of bricks, like a bolt of lighting - Ira and Abby

I guess in the end you always think about the beginning - anonymous

if you dont have the time to do it right when do you have the time to do it over - anonymous

Office Quotes.

"in the islands they dont make you do stupid things like inventory" Michael Scott

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me" Michael Scott

"you dont know how much left over guacomole i've eaten over the years..." Michael Scott

"sometimes i start a stentence and i dont even really know where its going, i just hope i'll find it along the way" Michael Scott

"You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded." Michael Scott

"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family." Michael Scott

"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby." Dwight Schrute

"If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite the way. You know?" Michael Scott

"Listen. When I saw you talking to Erin earlier, I noticed that your pupils dilated and your skin flushed and I'm assuming, a little bit of blood rushed into your penis." Dwight Schrute